I'm so heavy

I'm so heavy but I need to get up and go to the bathroom
I'm not ready I feel so heavy
But I need to get up and go to the bathroom

What? she said
It's three in the morning and I'm working in the morning
I get up get up stand up in a circle of
Opinionated people
And now you want to wake me up and go to the bathroom

Do you really prefer oysters?
Dear Antoninus, do you really like oysters?
Well come over here and help me up, and come to the bathroom