I'm so heavy but I need to get up and go to the bathroom
I'm not ready I feel so heavy
But I need to get up and go to the bathroom
What? she said
It's three in the morning and I'm working in the morning
I get up get up stand up in a circle of
Opinionated people
And now you want to wake me up and go to the bathroom
Do you really prefer oysters?
Dear Antoninus, do you really like oysters?
Well come over here and help me up, and come to the bathroom
A website for the author and journalist Paul Dalgarno, featuring interviews, longer reads, columns, humour, fiction, blog posts and poetry.
Paul Dalgarno. By Giulia McGauran.
Published 1 Feb 2023 by harper Collins Australia. Buy here.
Published in Australia by upswell publishing in June 2023. Buy it here.
Published in the UK by Polygon Books in August 2023. Buy it here.
POLY, published in australia in September 2020, Ventura Press. buy it here.
