STI

STI, STI, you kissed the girl and made her cry, oh why?

HPV, it wasn't me, you've had that since you were 23, don't lie

Rest your eyes, I'll sing you lullabies where no-one cries and no-one dies

Yesterday I saw your ex, she said you’d had unbarriered sex, don't lie

I might be fine with skin to skin but it all depends whose bed you're in and why,

Rest your eyes, I'll sing you lullabies, where no-one cries and no-one dies.

Have no fear, you'll be in the clear,

We've got a fix in antibiotics and love