STI, STI, you kissed the girl and made her cry, oh why?
HPV, it wasn't me, you've had that since you were 23, don't lie,
Rest your eyes, I'll sing you lullabies where no-one cries and nothing dies.
I might be fine with skin to skin but it all depends whose bed you're in and why,
Yesterday I saw your ex, she said you had unbarriered sex, don't lie,
Rest your eyes, I'll sing you lullabies, where no-one cries and nothing dies.
Why did you try so hard to convince me of a fallacy?
Your lies have brought us face to face with our mortality,
Don't scratch the itch between what you said and the reality,
It's probably just a rash but it could lead to a fatality,
Or infertility, or a new charity
For people like me who loved someone and set them free and let them run,
Thinking if they come back it means they're mine forever,
But did you ever even stop to think of the consequence
Of your complete incompetence?
At least you're finally making sense but I would like to pull your hair out,
Rip it from the roots and burn it.
Rest your eyes, I'll sing you lullabies, where no-one cries, and no-one dies,
Have no fear, you'll be in the clear,
We've got a fix in antibiotics and love.