Katie it's time

Katie it’s time to hang up your boots

On my bedroom door

It’s already 10.30

Yes, I know the room’s dirty but

I can play the guitar

You can play the piano

Just sit over there

On the sofa that eats you while I pull you by the hair because

Please don’t stretch me cos I’m bound to break

You’re so far away – come over here

So far away

I’ll be back in five minutes

Don’t get a fright it’s alright I don’t wanna see anything

That you don’t want to show me

After all you hardly even know me and

You’ll maybe outgrow me and

Please don’t stretch me cos I’m bound to break

Brand new jacket

When I said don’t touch my jacket

What I meant was don’t put your greasy hands on it it’s true

It wasn’t about you

I can think what I like, I think I like it

And I know that I like my brand new jacket it’s true

It wasn’t about you

It wasn’t about you – I can see you’re looking lonely

About you – but my jacket is dry-clean only

About you – it’s my jacket, you can’t hack it, when I travel Ima vacuum-pack it

It’s got elasticated cuffs and an oversized zip

Sits snug on my shoulders, and nice on my hips

It’s true, it makes me feel so cool

When I get you home I’m gonna make it up

But first I’m gonna hang my jacket up woo-hoo

So it can watch us too

Honora

I’d like to see you in the morning waking up

I’d like to break some bread with you

We could be together

We could see the weather together

Honora

I’d like to sit together on the sofa

We could get a pet or two

Or we could stroke each other

It’s worth the bother

Honora

I’d find it difficult to say you are the only one it’s true

But maybe you’ll become the special one of a special few

I’d like to sing together in Hawaii

We could go to Portland too

And if it’s worth the hassle

To the Magic Castle

Honora

I’m not the kind of man you’d come to for arithmetic it’s true

But maybe you will find that one and one and one makes two

Honora

But my situation is complicated

There’s still so much to do

Like coming out

Or staying in with you

Honora

Yumiko

She came from Yokohama with a government planner and excellent grammar,
She couldn't say Rs though she tried very hard but it doesn't matter, Yumiko,
Cos he feels like singing when he's with you, he just feels like swinging when he's with you
 
He finds it hard to see her, she's always got a beamer, now here come the cleaners, Yumiko
Oh Yumiko, pick up the phone so they can send your trombone,
Oh Yumiko, it's you, it's you,
Won't you help me Yumiko? 

STI

STI, STI, you kissed the girl and made her cry, oh why?
HPV, it wasn't me, you've had that since you were 23, don't lie,
Rest your eyes, I'll sing you lullabies where no-one cries and nothing dies.
 
I might be fine with skin to skin but it all depends whose bed you're in and why,
Yesterday I saw your ex, she said you had unbarriered sex, don't lie,
Rest your eyes, I'll sing you lullabies, where no-one cries and nothing dies.
 
Why did you try so hard to convince me of a fallacy?
Your lies have brought us face to face with our mortality,
Don't scratch the itch between what you said and the reality,
It's probably just a rash but it could lead to a fatality,
Or infertility, or a new charity
 
For people like me who loved someone and set them free and let them run,
Thinking if they come back it means they're mine forever,
But did you ever even stop to think of the consequence
Of your complete incompetence?
At least you're finally making sense but I would like to pull your hair out,
Rip it from the roots and burn it.
Rest your eyes, I'll sing you lullabies, where no-one cries, and no-one dies,
Have no fear, you'll be in the clear,
We've got a fix in antibiotics and love. 

 

 

Got another man

You've got another man and it suits you good, he puts a smile on your face when you're in the mood, and it's okay
He kicks like a mule and he wears a medallion, his mum and his dad are both Italian, it's okay
Yeah it's okay that you tell me about it cos all day I get to think about it, and all night I get to dream about it, it's all right to be obscene about it, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay
You look so pretty now your skin is shed, he holds your hair while you give him head and it's okay
He kicks like the guns of a warring nation, his DJ decks are his one salvation, it's okay. 

Sacrificed

Just because you never saw it doesn't make it all right in my eyes
Just because you never stumbled doesn't mean that I'm not left behind
Swinging from a cobweb of despair waiting for the spider of my memory
Eight legs crawling closer to my face and I don't know exactly what they want of me
It's not my fault that you have lost your way again
I am not to blame, I know it's not the same
Talking about it and living without it
Just because you weren't selling doesn't mean that I don't pay the price
Just because I'm not your Jesus doesn't mean that I'm not sacrificed
Oh for crying out loud this is not the way it was supposed to be
I know it's not the same
Talking about it and living without it

Come here

I know you think you're protected but don't tempt fate come here/ Cos it's here your lucky star is, here your friend's guitar is, come here
I know you think you're connected but just hang up come here/ Cos it's here your lucky star is, here you think your heart is, come here
I think I see you in a million different streets but it's a bore cos you don't live here any more
I know you're feeling rejected but cut it out come here/ I know you think it's hard so get it out come here
It's hard to make a noise when everyone's asleep/ I used to snore, now you don't live here any more
I know you're feeling rejected/ But it's here your lucky star is, here's your lucky sandwich, come here

Sicilian Bob

 

I spend my nights and days waiting for Sicilian Bob to get his act together
It takes him oh so long to say hello to everyone in old Palermo city
I turned into a skeleton waiting for that man to get his groove on
Sicilian 
It takes him oh so long to say hello to everyone in old Palermo city
He's the don but it takes an eternity to put his boots on
Sicilian
And I just and I can't adjust and I wander round in circles nothing really happening, think of the day that maybe you'll make it back to me and
I just can't handle goodbyes (there are no goodbyes)
I just can't handle goodbyes (there are no goodbyes)
I just can't handle goodbyes (there are no goodbyes)
You know I'm not complaining but I hope it's worth the waiting
It takes him oh so long to say hello to everyone in old Palermo city
 

Sneaking intuition

You consider me dumbstruck, I consider you every single day
You could say that I'm punch drunk but I don't need to listen to it anyway
I've got a sneaking intuition
There's a man in a suitcase and they say that his arms are folded tight
Little problem of no space but the children are swimming out tonight to find you
They've got a sneaking intuition
They know there's got to be a way to get you close to me
Cos I'm the greatest Gatsby
 

Chikawaka

You will never know, will never touch or feel how much this really means to me unless I let it show but I don't think so somehow
All the ground I've lost and found would just crumble up and swallow me
If I ever told you how I feel there'd be nowhere for me to hide, don't doubt it, I could not exist I must insist that you will never go away, or else
All the ground I've lost and found would just crumble up and swallow me
You will never know, will never touch or feel or steal how much this never meant to me because you did not exist, I must insist that this was only in my head, or else
All the ground, I've lost and found would just crumble up and swallow me 

Where are you now?

All he asked her for was just a little more time to be in the year of the monkey
And I've tried and I've tried 
Where are you now? It's now that I need you/ You've gone away and I'm so lonely
You told me you would love me forever, you told me forever and ever and ever
And he tried to tell you that he'd be lost without you, but you never knew it, you just talked right though it
Your daddy's a bitch, your mummy's a bore, your sister's a snitch, your brother's a whore
You never come round to me any more, never give in for free any more
No one will see if you scurry back home, it never occurs to pick up the phone
Pick up the phone

The Bald Moroccan

There's a bald Moroccan on the rooftop tonight, and we know what he wants cos it's always the same, there's a bald Moroccan on the rooftop tonight
He's a loaded weapon and the looks so uptight but nobody's wrong and nobody's right
And I'm not prejudiced, I'm not incredulous, cos I know everyone you see could be carrying a message for me
There's a bag beside him and it's torn at the seams, and he knows how it looks and he knows what it means
I maybe should admit I can't see into it but I know everyone you see could be carrying a message for me
So let me take you into my confidence: there's nothing you can take that I wouldn't give you anyway, except my life, except my life
And I'm not prejudiced, I'm not incredulous, cos I know everyone you see could be carrying a message for me

Easy peasy

Since you've been away I can think of nothing to replace you, I never expected to
See that I'm held up looking for problems/ What's wrong with you? Cos if I'm with you it's easy peasy
How do you fancy making a list of things that you might want to do tonight?
Even Sherlock Holmes had a habit, so what's wrong with you?
Find me something to hang my coat to, tie a rope to, maybe write a note to, for security
Well if you're with me it's easy peasy
Like all brilliant people I'm a nightmare to be with but I thought you might still want to be with me

Be my contact

So much for good intentions, 061
You've only known exceptions, 061, but they burden me
Don't play innocent, the noose won't fit you right
 It won't take long to find my fix on you tonight
You've got to me my contact
Everything's funny when you're upside down
After all, you were everything that I ever wanted
I suppose it show's that nothing happens easily, but don't you know
They've only gone and dropped the dawn and started on a new day
Without you here to be my contact

I'm so heavy

I'm so heavy but I need to get up and go to the bathroom
I'm not ready I feel so heavy
But I need to get up and go to the bathroom

What? she said
It's three in the morning and I'm working in the morning
I get up get up stand up in a circle of
Opinionated people
And now you want to wake me up and go to the bathroom

Do you really prefer oysters?
Dear Antoninus, do you really like oysters?
Well come over here and help me up, and come to the bathroom

Brain

Brain you say you need a brain but it works itself out anyway
Oh you're leaving me empty-handed, no more maybes, no more babies
Dream you've got to keep it clean cos you've had enough of feelings you don't mean
Try to tidy your horizons, it's not the first time but it's the worst time
You're messing me around again, it's bringing me down, oh yeah 
Fear a different kind of year, you can search for darkness but it's not here
Limber up, there's never been a light like this one, you either trust this or feel my justice

Bananas

White light across the room, photos of Mad Baboons at 50
I try to close my eyes, it comes as no surprise he's late again
They say we might not be bananas but it's
Hard to take seriously
So hard to fake convincingly
I'm only passing through but I built this world for you and you alone, you're not alone
They say we might not be bananas but it's
Hard to take seriously
So hard to fake convincingly
The tree changed colour it caused us doubt, the man got angry and kicked us out, sent us back down to Earth with a thud
The man got angry and freaked us out and kept us dry in a mushroom cloud, I want to go home but I'm not allowed
They say we might not be bananas but it's
Hard to take seriously
So hard to fake convincingly